An imaginary message from Mark Zuckerberg

An imaginary message from Zuckerberg:

Dear Users,

Before wasting your limited time on rethinking & overthinking about people who attack you personally on Facebook, you can kindly try two of our features created by my team only for you: Unfriend & Block. NEVER wait to block! It's fun to get rid of unwanted people. Try it! You'll also do them a great favour by making them completely free of you. Don't wait longer to see hostile people turn friendly if you really don't need to wait. Who are you to teach them the great art of friendship? Everyone is smart enough in their own style. Learn who are important, who are not. How to detect a wrong person for you? OK, a simple tip for you. The person whose company makes you feel low is never the right person to stay with. People whom you really need to care for are the people who care for you. Even do fuck a Harvard graduate, if they fuck you. Your life, your choices, your returns. As you can't be a Jesus Christ, be who the hell you're. Just be original.

In our childhood we learnt how to kick a football. When we grow up, we must learn how to kick out unnecessary people. This essential life skill separates boys from men, girls from ladies---kids from grown-ups.

You never need all people around in your life. The fewer people, the less mess, the more peace. Don't give your precious time to people who really don't deserve it. The fewer people you manage to share your time with, the more you manage to share your time with yourself. You've to find out people who are just harmfully jealous of you. People who are always there for you only when they've anything bad to say about you are the people you should decide not keep close to. Not always you're just bad enough to hear only the bad remarks about yourself. People who can never appreciate, have no right to make you learn the things a schoolboy learns. Some people can never appreciate. Never expect anything good to pass through yourself staying close to them. Say them, " Now, it's enough! Goodbye my friend. I don't want to keep you waiting until the next time you get tired looking for another chance to make another bad remarks about me." Never let anyone tell bad things about you who never tells good things about you. No one on earth can be good forever. No one on earth can be bad forever either. Who only depreciates, never appreciates, can NEVER be you well-wisher.

It's never too late to start feeling good about yourself. Take charge of your own happiness.

Happy Facebooking!!

Best wishes
Mark Zuckerberg

Disclaimer. Zuckerberg has never such fucking time to waste for writing such a fucking BIG message for fucking people like us.